Friday, October 28, 2005

We need you...

Major Blast: It is with great satisfaction that I promote you, Rage, to the status of Major for the duration of your assignment.
Major Rage: And what is this assignment?
Major Blast: You, with your Squad to help, are to command the defence of Kamino as the Separatists attack.
Rage: How do you know they are attacking?
Major Blast: One of our informants is currently hiding on the Invisible Hand and is spying on General Grievous and his advisors. It seems that the General is suffering from some mental illness and has been disappearing strangely each morning only to return asleep the same night. It is at this time that his advisors have stepped in and are planning to attack Kamino.
Rage: I see, I'll pack up my equipment and head on over to Kamino first thing tomorrow.
Major Blast: See that you do that, Major!

5 Comments:

Blogger flu said...

cool.

Hey, now that you're a Major, you should change your name to something more fitting, like, League, or Nelson, or TaTas, or something...

5:11 AM  
Blogger Noel of Neptonian said...

How about Major Pain.

Just kidding.

9:33 PM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Major Undertaking

1:40 AM  
Blogger Obi-Wan Kenobi said...

Oscar-Mayer.

9:48 AM  
Blogger flu said...

Major Silence, or Major Needstoupdate, or Major Whereyabeen would be good.

10:03 AM  

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