Friday, February 24, 2006

Stranded and in need of help.

"If anyone can hear this please respond and send some help. Our transportation was struck down by a fleet of space pirates and we were forced to make a crash landing in the jungles of Kashyyk. We need help, forward this to Major Blast if you receive it."

We had just exited hyperspace and thought we were in the clear, when from behind a moon flew a nasty swarm of ships, a motley swarm if you please. We had no choice to engage and let Senator Amidala speed to safety.

We flew at them head on, took a few down on our way through them, their cannon fire punching space to the right of us. Except instead of space there was a Naboo Royal Yacht.

"Senator what are you doing! Fly to safety retreat to the planet's surface!"
"Oh mee gee it's just like I totally forgot how to turn off the auto and I’m locked onto one of those things you're flying. Like get these ships off me."

I had no choice I flew on towards the planet, the Yacht following, and then its engine was hit, and we had begun atmospheric re-entry. I jammed on the reverse thrusters and brought my right wing under the fuselage of the ship.

"Target, get into position on the other side of the ship, we have to guide this ship down safely."
"Roger that Rage."

We lost the engines on our fighters in the last few seconds of re-entry, and so down we plummeted all the way into the jungle where he remains of the ships hang above us now.

Jon Intergalactic Gladiator:
You'd rather be on Hoth?
Yes, I would, last time I was there I didn't get to try all the snow sports, I'm thinking of taking up Snow Boarding next time I'm there.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Tagged by a fellow clone

Four Jobs You’ve Had In Your Life
Squad Leader
Delivery Clone

Four Places You’ve Lived
stayed on many other planets for short times

Four TV Shows You Love To Watch
CNN News
Big Brother: Naboo
Survivor: Tatooine

Four Places You’ve Been On Vacation

Four Of Your favorite Foods
Roast Pork
Marinated Lamb ribs
Various fruits

Four Places You’d Rather Be

Four Albums You Can’t Live Without?
System of a Clone: Hypnotize
Klone: See You On The Planet Side

Four Vehicles You’ve Owned
BARC Speeder
Republic Cruiser

Four People To Be Tagged
Master Yoda
General Grievous
Noel of Neptonian